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Hi everyone,

Hmm….I know.... I know….my updates are coming in a very l

ong time, thousands of people everyday wait for my blog updates. You know what...!! Some girls in New York were fasting from last 10 days; they demand to see my blog updated.... That is why I am here....he he.... yes....I am not joking.....its true...I have many fans......trust me.....

Today my beloved friends, I’ll be talking about a very serious (and bold) topic...which most of the people in this world avoids talking about.......

No; ....you guessed it wrong.......the topic is “Toilet behaviour and etiquettes”.......Observe the scene below...:

Imagine you were partying all night (for most of us...partying means eating all night) and you have to reach at your office at 8’o clock in the morning....your office is around 40 km from main city.....what issues will you face??.....ONE.....you might get up early...do your daily business on time....and move out at 6:45 am...TWO.....you wake up late...don’t have enough time to get ready...still you anyhow managed to get a shower and brushed your teeth......BUT because of the butter chicken + chole bhature + Benjo you ate last night, your body may have delayed your bowels, as if body says............”I love this food....let it remain with me for a while”.......now.... do baatein hongi...if you know your work place don’t have a good place to “clear your bowels”...then you’ll skip your bath and immediately try to do it.....ELSE....you know your workplace have a bathroom (that too....a clean one) you’ll definitely go there once you reach the office.....AND.....you in lightening speed (+ pressure) zooms in your office premises and run towards the toilet(in the most formal way as possible....wishing “hello”...”hi”...”good morning ”...to everyone)........

Only to find it already occupied with the same colleague + friend with whom you were on a eating spree a night before.....on the name of your friendship.....and humbly showing respect towards the pressure exerted by your intestine....your friend came out..As if showing you the gate to heaven... (For some moments it is actually heaven)......and then you find out the “heaven” is filled with “messy memories” of the person who used it earlier..........what will you do.........!!!!!!!

That is why I decided to point out some toilet etiquettes for you all....

P.S.: - It’s really a serious concern......!!!...... Don’t laugh.....

• Toilet etiquettes are all about hygiene and cleanliness.
• Always Flush....Flush......Flush...before and after your usual business, AND.....If you wish to do it in between also.....but are frightened by the environment activists for the reason of wasting water, don’t worry....they cannot catch you there.
• Nobody likes to clean up someone else’s mess, and so it makes sense for everyone to clean up....
• Be Hygienic.....always.......
• Respect the rights of others to privacy and cleanliness.
• Don’t take reading materials inside the toilet; god knows some day on the same paper you may get yourself served some “chana choor garam”
• Don’t peak under the doors; knock if the cubicle appears to be occupied.....so simple....
• Lock the cubicle whenever you are inside....you may embarrass someone....or you may sing a song if you sound good
• While at the urinal, never turn to look directly or sideways at anyone standing there.
• Especially, do not look in his direction any lower than his face.......
• Sit on the pan if you are unsteady on your feet....and yes....for the opposite gender...sitting is compulsory
• Laptop bags and ladies handbags pick up lots of germs if taken into the toilet, avoid placing them on the kitchen table or the canteen.
• Used materials, polythene bags, toilet paper should not be flushed down the toilet....you all know the reason....
• Don’t graffiti the toilet, it devaluates your name and talent......
• Leave the toilet cubicle door ajar (slightly open) when you leave...to indicate it’s unoccupied.
• The newest of all rules......Wash your hands...with soap

Now....some tips for those who are not blessed with a toilet....anything can happen....you might be travelling...OR since your office have a large jungle bush behind the premises....Therefore the management may not be interested in constructing one......

• You must attend the natures call on a site away from lakes, streams etc.
• Find some props in jungle and dig a hole deep enough to completely cover waste matter.
• Watch out for snakes, spiders and creepy crawlies....they have rights too....
• And friends...if you are peeing in the bush...do it down the wind.....no one is asking you for a proof

I hope my valuable suggestions will help you all a lot...and if any of the readers have some time to make me happy by the increasing number of comments....you can share your experience and suggestions as well....

Yours,

Aditya . . .

6 months.....

Hi all.....

This is me again....yes...i am the one...who in aggressive "Jhaankibaaji" declared this year as a blogging year......and now that half of the year is gone....like a “phoenix type ki chidiya”....I rise again....

As always I'll first write what .I did.....if anyone is thinking of getting bored....she/he can skip this and read from the next paragraph......

In January I joined as an intern in an human capital services company.."The Avenue"...had an awesome experience....learned a lot....got to know the if's...buts’...how's....why's....what's....when's...where's....of recruitment...business development etc etc etc....was a part of the various innovative works also.....made some clients....loved my candidates.....

Also...the best part of today’s new age recruiters is......they can use facebook while working...and when caught red handed.....always escape easily by saying that 'this was just to know the candidate...to know him/her better. :D "

Anyways..the main concern which bothers me is "Why people lie in their CV...if a person only knows MS Word...they write "Excellent command on Microsoft Office 2010 Suite"....

Chalo....leaving the recruitment issue behind......let me share what I feel about about the blogging scenario now a days....I just analysed some of the blogs and bloggers...who used to be regular...the main reason for the decrease in their writing abilities is the use of Facebook...I noticed it myself also.....reason being....on fb we have more.... in fact 10 times more viewers....

I suppose YOU who is reading this from past 5 minutes also got the link from my fb profile...

That’s it for now....keeping this short and steady.....i close it for now...and hmm......Thanks a lot to the people who completely read my current blog post... in-spite of my modest suggestion of skipping the para's.....he he ha ha .....

poori tarah se yours,

Aditya...(feeling lazy to upload my pics.....se them on facebook ;)......)

500px / Photo "Mesmerized by Beauty" by Amir Ghasemi

500px / Photo "Mesmerized by Beauty" by Amir Ghasemi

THE YEAR THAT WAS........

Hi all....

I hope everything is in place and doing good.....Now I've stopped criticizing myself about not being regular in writing my own blog.....but hey..!!! wait.....I just did that.......anyways....after a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ........Here I am.....

From my last blog things have changed a lot....and its really a lot......from 57 to 66 kg... :) and now to revisit and recall between my last blog posting to this....I'll do that in a jiffy. ........

I did my summer internship from Cadbury India Ltd.Malanpur-Gwalior....had a nice time there....then a small stint in a good HR firm....and then I started getting busy in my ongoing term of MBA...participated and won in some events of marketing ......things just happened and happened and happened ....and happenING..........

Whenever incidents occurred i decided to give them a place here itself....but....huh.......only God knows why I was doing nothing in my MBA......

I also travelled a lot..... in spite of various locations.....the frequency mattered....and I noticed and realized that whether the distance is 1km or 1000 km....the journey is only a journey...and which is best when you enjoy each and every moment of it.........

I know I am getting philosophical but theek hai......padh lo yaar....

From a damn damn damn beautiful young lady from Israel....a Swedish gardener.....a beautiful Negro female.....Hindu extremist....Muslim extremist......free advice givers....self made entrepreneurs....teachers......some chutbhaiyye Neta's...some couples...young and old both...some alone travellers...painters......sculpture artists....doctors.....engineers... villagers.....to some sweet little children.....I met a whole lot of people....enjoyed a lot......learned too......

uuhhhmmmmmm.........just smelled the delicious food prepared by Maa...lost all my senses....rest in next posting....and this I will definitely write it as early as possible....and like Chinese people are celebrating the coming year as Year of the Rabbit.....inspired from that....I also declare 2011 as Blogging Year for myself.....

May this coming year bring 2011 reasons of happiness for everyone I know and who know me....

Yours,

-Aditya.......

Observations.....

hi all....

I always wonder why we wear clothes...is it really for protecting ourselves from the cold or heat.....or is it just for fashion........for both the above reasons...or just for being comfortable.........

anyways before I say something more...since its my personal blog and I want it to be read by my future generations.....I definitely want my grand grand children's to read how I used to spend my exam days and also the days after the exam......

here I go.......

Alarm 1 rings@ 3:30 a.m...........
Status........Sleeping(Me.....)...........Awake(My room partner.....)
He puts the alarm off and tries to sleep..........

Alarm 2 rings@4:00 a.m. ...........
Status.........Sleeping(Me......)......Awake(Now the room partner is awake but trying to sleep.....by covered his head using a pillow....Cursing me........!!!.)
Alarm rings for 10-12 times and stops automatically.....
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Alarm 6 rings@7:00 a.m. .....
Status...........!!!!!!!!!!!!Err.......shit man...........aaj toh paper hai.......!!!!! chal be uth.......

Now at 1 p.m. .........
Me:- Yaar bhai ab phatt rahi hai....kya kare..........
Him:- Ha yaar....lekin ab kya.........Chal Dev D dekhte hai.........

At 6 p.m........
Hello..!!!! Mummy........ha bus de diya.......
ha theek gaya....chalo abhi next paper ka padhna hai phone rakho........
bbye.....dhyaan rakhna.......


( My university is having the most weirdest time slot for the MBA exam......scheduled at 3-6 p.m.)

At 7:30 p.m. .......any Movie will do the work of washing away the bad memories of same days paper.......

alas.......anyhow I/we managed to give all our exams on time....(God knows the result.....)

Now I am in my home and yesterday experienced the most boring activitiy on earth....)...that is to go shopping.............

But this time I rather enjoyed it by noticing others .......

A teenager boy with a huge belly...walking as if his back side is bandaged.... came to but a T-shirt with her "Maasi" ( The maasi was looking like a retired bollywood heroine.....wearing revealing saari and talking on her Nokia E series......in a bad good......good bad Hinglish......)

Boy: Maasi ye kaisa hai........
Maasi: Theek hai betaji......lo ye 4-5 aur try karo.....

later....

Boy: Ye Ed Hardy wala le lu........
Maai: Ha...aur ye 2 pink colour wale bhi le lo...,aajkal Betaji Pink is new colour for Men.......
Boy: Haanji...
Maasi:- ye Provogue wala Mirror print le lo ek.......suit karega......

The boy looking horrifyingly khatarnaaak when he walked out of the changing room.....doing a even more Khatarnaak Cat walk.........wearing a black t-shirt ...having Provogue printed in Mirror like material....
The print was exactly on his belly...making it look larger then ever.....

Maasi:- Waah betaji.........teri Girl Friend toh dekhte hi reh jaegi.....

This was the Hardest part to hear..........
( I don't have a belly........I don't look that much Ugly........and that Rs.900 mirror print shirt must have suited me more than him....)

But truth is truth....Girls are girls.....Mysterious as ever..........(Recent study says......in 60% cases ....Dumb also...)

again...

Boy: Maasi ye 5 le li hai ...baaki apan Mufti se shirt le lenge......
Maasi:- Ok Betaji......

I huffffffed a bit....and carried on my search for a good tees...

I got the answer why Indian fashion industry is not that booming...and Indian economy is flourishing as ever..........Thanks to the retail giants and the marketing strategies......

Anyways apart from the boring shopping and interesting incidents like those......the only next good thing happened to me was.....

A young girl wearing a simple looking white top...having features like Megan Fox appeared next to me on the counter..............

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Before ending the Blog......
Lets pay our homage for the renowned Management Guru Dr.C.K.Pralhaad who gave us the idea of "Fortune lies at the Bottom of the Pyramid...."

His idea helped the big companies boost their performance ...............





With the thought of being regular in writing blog.........

yours ...
Aditya............

14th February.........................

14 February.....Sunday..........a day after 13^thFeb......a day before 15^th February..........we can name that day using any of these.......aahhhhhh..Hmmm.....yes....it is also called now a days as.......Valentine’s Day.....a day of love......a day when you can show and express your feelings to any person you care and love.........and this....and that........

But....here I am....yes I am alone...aloof from the entire world this Valentine day.....

But....WHY......why I am alone in spite of my around 375 friends.....( This is what Orkut says.....about me...Facebook I did’nt cross checked....and LinkedIn ...I never noticed.....and Twitter...again......I never had any interest in noticing how my friends and acquaintances I have......)...so where I was.......

Yes......why I am alone in spite of my many many many friends.....in this entire world... alone on valentines day....far away from friends....parents....( love not yet found.....but experienced in breakups..... J) ........hey....1 sec.......I haven’t had a chance to bath today also........yukkkkkks................

The day started pretty nicely.....I woke up in Meerut....had a hard time cleaning my bowels after last night’s “T*tt* Chicken” at Abu Lane. Was enjoying a divine breakfast. Homemade Makkhan....Doodh....Wheat bread with powdered sugar and some of Alloo/Pyaz paranthas...( Yes...food for me... is divine...my good friends know why and how....)...........all this at my friends place in Meerut....chaos all around in the house because of his sisters marriage.....and me with Varun is busy discussing last night’s trip...and enjoying the paranthas............

Suddenly I am told you have to leave with the marriage party to the Grooms place in Delhi....in 2 minutes......Bang!!.....I like this....super fast deadlines........

I immersed my head in the cold water...took a towel and ready to go after applying little oil to make them look washed.....and shiny....(all this went in vain....as there were no one....hope you’ll understand.)....

On the way we three took a stoppage at some very famous eating joints on the Meerut-Delhi highway...........and anyhow we reached Delhi........

I was clicking the boring ceremonies of the marriage.......having heavy Delhi style lunch......and I had a conversation with kid...

Kid: - Bhaiyya.....Alto toh gai Meerut.....apan kab nikalenge.....

Me:- Kaun gai.....????

Kid: - arre bhaiyya ...alto gai.....tavera main challenge ....acche se piche baith kar.....

Me:- Alto....................!!!!!!!!!!!!! kaie gai aur kab....Mera eklauta bag usi me tha....

Kid:- ab kya karoge......aap toh yahi rukoge na Delhi main......ab kya..!!!!

So............this was my story.......I am here......wearing jeans...shirt...sweater...jacket......One wallet with a Rs.100 note....and a cell phone without charge...........and to travel and survive in a city called Delhi...................

Stop it........my mind said suddenly..... You've got a beautiful chance to experience the situation.......Enjoy.......

I enjoyed being caught by policeman while clicking the board which said...” CLICKING PICTURES IS PROHIBITED”...........

I enjoyed drinking the Lassi at Chandani Chawk.....................

I enjoyed travelling in the DTC .......and the argument with the Haryanvi conductor.........

The best of all.......I enjoyed travelling without the tension of having an eye on your luggage..........

This was half the story....and I will keep it half only...........I had a way of solving the situation......U think your own......it will be nice if you’ll share your point of view.......

So what.....if the people around me were busy enjoying the so called Valentine’s day.......

I was celebrating it with my Inner self..............try it once........!!!!!

Thursday, September 24 '2009...a day before my b’day.......whenever I used to visit my blog..this date used to haunt me....teased me....for not yet updating it.....but finally I've got a chance to update my blog after a very huge time gap.......

a lot of things happened......the scenario of my life changed...I made some decisions .....some mistakes.....some compromises......some adjustments with time, family, myself, friends...and .money......

anyways....I have finally joined the college....doing MBA....and haa......still enjoying the Recession Blues.......also third time cleared my EKT....waiting for the SSB date.......

I m in Bhopal right now and sitting in my room.....not alone but with my roommate ...a very good friend of mine....a school time friend indeed...now imagine a person who's a fan of Ayn Rand's Fountain Head but still religiously devoting his whole night reading "2-states by Chetan Bhagat"...yes...there he is.......

now enough of coverage given to him......for details see my followers list.... :)

its 1:51 in the night and fingers are just running to write anything which comes to my mind...but the constraints of "living away from your home are haunting me"......

its good to wash your own clothes.....getting up early in the morning.....going to college.....

but the other part is......"not getting what you require ...what do we call it.....ummmmm.....may be a Full meal......"......." not getting your mothers lap...." to sleep on for hours......".....not freely roaming around in the city...because u don't know the roads and directions.......naaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh..........i will not make my post emotional and boring...............I know the fact that a person who has lived in Indore for so long...can not enjoy in Bhopal..........but why not change it........(i know its hard...to survive without good food....but ab toh bol diya...)..........

Bhopal showed me various colors of life....i got new friends......and indeed very good friends....got to see some very beautiful scenic terrains of this "Mahakaushal region"......

Also got to know that MBA is not that easy as I used to think..........its really hard to give so many presentations in one single day...with out even knowing what the topic actually is......I also enjoyed the Quiz Show conducted in our college HR-Club.......

Also at last I must say....i am missing my engineering days.......because engineering teachs you to think .......yes......”Think’.......to think out of the box......I learned from there only.......hope it helps me in MBA........

- Aditya...